Daily Dust

Oct 11

“

That reminds me of a joke…How many Poles would it take to conduct an opinion poll?…..

Well, it’s 400, because in a country of 4 million that would constitute a representative sample.

” Jon Stewart.

Aug 28

gormaya:

The Compendious Coffee Chart

Aug 7

“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo” H.G. Well (via sunshinepink)

Aug 1

danisnotonfire:

danisnotonfire talks about the ‘5 Kinds of Drunk People’ :D

Jul 30

Jul 28

My pathetic collection of college stories

1. That one time we smoked hookah after going to the zoo

2. Tattoos (received at reasonable times of the day while entirely sober and after much thought)

3. Living without furniture for several months. Cardboard boxes make excellent tables, end-tables, night stands, and chairs.

4. Making moonshine and deciding not to drink copious amounts of it because we had witnessed firsthand the fermentation process.

5. That one time my roommate’s boyfriend tried to run over a man in the parking lot while the apartment manager was watching.

6. When the almost-run-over-man chased my roommate’s boyfriend down and shot out the windows in his car.

Jun 7

kleinmania:

Lost Wormhole

Jun 6

Well it’s been fun…

Things done in Virginia:

1. Wrecked friend’s dad’s Corvette

2. attempted to convince friend to elope, angered her sisters with my small successes

3. avoided all rent/work/tax responsibilities, compounded the consequences that will be faced upon my return

May 24

Summer’s Aquaintances

“So, needless to say, I’m odds and ends; but I’ll be stumbling away, slowly learning that life is okay.” – A-Ha

As this blog has more or less become a means of communication between its writers, I say a jolly hello to the lovely Sayuri and Regette!

It has been so long since I’ve seen either of you that I hardly remember what you look like! Have you gone blond? Have you gotten devastatingly disfiguring plastic surgery? Have you started wearing black lipstick? These are the things I may never know…

I do, however, wish to know what y’all have been up to lately! Therefore, I am writing an open letter to you both, in hopes that you will read it and write one in reply.

…

In blogging fashion, there is one topic I wish to address… it is that of acquaintances.

You know, those people that you’ve seen before (maybe even spoken to) but have never spent enough quality time with to call them friends? Sadly enough, I have far too many of these.

Now, is it just me, or do they tend to show up at the most awkward times possible? For example…